House rules for Monopoly

Choose any property another player owns, with no houses or hotels anywhere in its colour set. Pay them its printed price and it is yours.

Said by The Boss

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For the rest of the game, anyone who lands on Free Parking pays you 50.

Said by The Sheriff

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For the rest of the game, rent on the most expensive property you own is doubled.

Said by The Enforcer

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Look at the top three cards of both the Chance and the Community Chest piles, then put them back in any order you like.

Said by The Vamp

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Move your token forward to the next property nobody owns. You may buy it for half its printed price. If every property is owned, stay put.

Said by The Doorman

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The next house or hotel you buy this game costs you nothing.

Said by The Clerk

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For the rest of the game, whenever you land on a tax space, the player on your left pays it for you.

Said by The Announcer

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The next time you are sent to Jail, ____ goes instead, and you stay where you are.

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Choose a property another player owns from a colour set with no buildings and toss a coin. Heads, it is yours for free. Tails, they take one of yours from a set with no buildings, their pick.

Own nothing they could take? Tails costs you nothing.

Said by The Arbiter

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Every other player pays you rent right now, as if they had landed on the most expensive property you own.

Own nothing yet? Each of them pays you 50 instead.

Said by The Warlord

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The bank takes back your cheapest property, its houses go back to the bank unpaid, and the property is auctioned right now. The winning bid goes to the bank, and you may not bid.

Own nothing? Nothing happens.

Said by The Night Nurse

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If the card you just drew paid you money, hand it all back to the bank. If it charged you, pay it again.

If it did neither, pay the bank 50.

Said by The Auditor

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Go directly to Jail and do not pass Go. Until you get out, you collect no rent.

Said by The Comforter

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Stand up and give the table a short, gracious speech thanking them all for ruining you. Then pay 50 to the other player who owns the most properties. A tie, and you pick.

Said by The Optimist

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For the rest of the game, keep all your money fanned out face up on the table, where everyone can count it.

Said by The Gossip

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Move your token forward to the most expensive property on the board. If someone owns it, pay the rent. If nobody does, you must buy it.

Said by The Hype Man

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For the rest of the game, you collect only 100 when you pass Go.

Said by The Storyteller

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For the rest of the game, ____ takes half of every rent you collect, rounded up.

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For the rest of the game, every time you roll doubles, put 50 in the middle of the board. The next player to land on Free Parking takes the lot.

Said by The Grandpa

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____ picks one of your properties from a colour set with no buildings and gives it to any player except you.

Own nothing they could pick? Nothing happens.

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For the rest of the game, everyone must call you Your Excellency. Anyone who forgets pays you 10.

Said by The Headmistress

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For the rest of the game, the player on your right rolls the dice and moves your token for you, and says very good after every move.

Said by The Boss

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For the rest of the game, anyone who pays you rent must first say "What a lovely property."

Said by The Vamp

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Choose one colour set. For the rest of the game, anyone who lands on it pays you 20 at the door, on top of any rent.

Said by The Doorman

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Choose a player and accuse them of a petty made-up crime, like stealing the last biscuit. They go directly to Jail and do not pass Go.

Said by The Sheriff

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Swap the seats of any two players, money and deeds going with them. Play then carries on to your left as usual, in the new order.

Said by The Announcer

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For the rest of the game, ____ may only whisper. Each time they speak any louder, they pay you 10.

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Buy any property nobody owns, from anywhere on the board, for half its printed price.

Said by The Clerk

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Every other player gives you either a property with no houses on it or 100. Their choice.

Said by The Warlord

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Challenge any player to a duel: you each roll the dice once and you add 2 to your total. The lower total pays the higher 100, and a tie goes to you.

Said by The Arbiter

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For the rest of the game, speak in your poshest voice. Every time another player catches you slipping, pay the bank 20.

Said by The Hype Man

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Hand all your money to the player on your left. For your next three turns they hold it, along with any money you collect, and hand over whatever you ask for the moment you say please. Then they give it all back.

Said by The Comforter

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Lay your token on its side. You miss your next turn, and nobody pays you rent until then.

Said by The Night Nurse

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For the rest of the game, high-five the player on your left every time you pay rent. Forget, and pay them 20.

Said by The Best Mate

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Tell the table which property another player owns that you want most. For the rest of the game, you pay double rent on it.

Nobody else owns anything yet? Pay the bank 50 instead.

Said by The Gossip

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For the rest of the game, every time you buy a property, sell it to the table in one sentence, like a listing, before you pay.

Said by The Optimist

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Count your money out loud. Pay the bank a tenth of it, rounded up to the nearest 10.

Said by The Auditor

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Give ____ 50 and tell them a short story about when you were their age.

(the name is filled at the table)

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Shuffle the deeds of your properties from colour sets with no buildings and fan them face down. ____ picks one and keeps it.

Own none? Nothing happens.

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For the rest of the game, every time you pass Go, stand up, bow or curtsy to the table, and sit back down.

Said by The Coach

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