Hands you the card, grins, won't say why
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Velvet voice, sharp claws, loves to make you squirm
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Movie-trailer voice for the pettiest penalties
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Lives for penalties, hates reading you a pardon
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Wants blood, and is stuck doing you favours
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Reads your downfall like the evening news
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Totally chill about your terrible luck
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Fireside voice, cosy about rules that last all game
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Peppy fitness instructor, cheering through your penalty
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Calm, kind, talks you through your handicap
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Wise old referee who settles everything by chance
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Polite, thorough, and has been watching your hand
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Runs this table, grants favours with a yawn
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Prim and proper, allows it, disapproves of it
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Cocky on the door, lets you in, grudgingly
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Reads total chaos in a Monday-morning voice
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Chirpy front desk, approving things against policy
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Turns your worst penalty into the main event
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So gentle, so sorry, still makes it hurt
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Always got your back, always wants something back
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Can't wait to watch you turn on a friend
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The game's own voice, unimpressed by all of you
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Folksy grandpa with a tall tale and a penalty
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Gravelly lawman, hates that the law is on your side
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Can't keep a secret, especially yours
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